I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
