I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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