Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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