I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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