What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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