So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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