can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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