if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
