My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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