what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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