All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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