shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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