There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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