is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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