is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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