butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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