she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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