Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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