I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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