U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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