I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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