I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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