Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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