belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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