I must be too annoying 4 u.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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