This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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