I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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