I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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