please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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