You just made me feel so damn special
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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