we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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