i just wanna soil my oats bro
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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