she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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