My brain says no but my pants say off.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
