There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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