Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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