Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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