His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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