You made me cry and you don't even care
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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