You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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