You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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