I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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