yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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