dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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