if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drake has all the answers
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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