Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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