Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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