Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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