just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
