She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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