Nicole vs. Life
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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