Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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