So drunk, too bad you don't want this
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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