Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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