genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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