Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need to calm my uterus...
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