I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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