you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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