Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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