There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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